Hi everybody! Emily Litella here. Say, I’m confused. I kept hearing all week that it was the 100th anniversary of ending all-male voting. But then I keep hearing Democrats demand that we have an all-male election in November. But there are no male boxes because Trump has locked them up in cages at the border. Are male boxes just individuals with a cervix? I’m sure Joe Biden can explain the whole thing. Or at least “the thing,” that . . . you know, the thing we all know. C’mon, male! (Or is it, “C’mon man!” What if I don’t identify as. . . never mind.)
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