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Los Angeles, CA – Since George Floyd was killed at the end of May by a multiracial group of Minneapolis cops, America has learned all sorts of things about what caused the heinous crime. You see, it wasn’t just the cops at fault here. It wasn’t just the city of Minneapolis or even the state of Minnesota. As it turns out, it’s your fault!
If you’re white.
Every white person in the world is at fault for George Floyd’s death.
It’s because of this we must tear down every any statues of historical significance who was Caucasian, even the guy who signed the Emancipation Proclamation. I’m not even sure I’m supposed to capitalize the word “caucasian” anymore either! Better get used to hitting “Ctrl-Z” as the Microsoft Word will autocorrect it for you.
It’s because of all this that any white person who voices a black character on a cartoon show needs to step aside now. If you’re a man or a woman who enjoys getting a facial, don’t you even dare think about getting a “mud mask” as that is now racist, too.
All of those things made those cops kill Mr. Floyd that tragic day. If you think that’s bad, just try this on for size.
Everything that white people enjoy is now racist, too. Why? Because they’re white people and fun has officially been canceled. Even going to our nation’s beautiful national parks is now considered racist. Why? Because most people who go to our national parks are white.
Don’t take my word for it. Consider this tweet from ABC News Live when they said, “As millions of Americans escape home quarantine to the great outdoors this summer, they’ll venture into parks, campgrounds and forest lands that remain stubborn bastions of self-segregation.”
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Did you follow that?
It’s now racist to go to national parks, even though you’re not preventing anyone else from going there. It’s what PJ Media’s Jim Treacher calls, “Self-segregation,” even though the parks are open to anyone who wishes to go. But if you’re a white person, it’s your fault if people of color don’t want to go.
None of the black people ABC News interviewed can point to a specific instance of racism, which is precisely the point! There’s There’s nothing more racist than NOT being a racist. The message is clear: Mother Nature is a white supremacist.
In all seriousness, speaking as a white person, I have some interest in going to visit many of our nation’s beautiful national parks. In fact, my wife and I planned to honeymoon in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, to visit Yellowstone National Park, see the majestic Tetons, and, of course, Old Faithful.
Why would any mainstream media outlet who wants to be taken seriously car about the racial breakdown of national park attendees, or what will be solved if we somehow force non-white people to go to national parks? Apparently, there has been absolutely nothing for journalists over at ABC News to cover they now are expected to file a story about racism, even if there is no racism.
But when you’re up against a deadline and need a story that fits the current media narrative, then I guess this will have to do.
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“If white people are bad, and lots of white people go to national parks… Hey, national parks are racist now!” It’s the opposite of journalism.
“But let’s say you’re dumb enough to believe this crap. Can you really blame people of color for avoiding national parks? Not only would they see a bunch of white faces there, but some of those faces are 60 feet tall,” Treacher added.
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It’s likely this will have the opposite of its intended effect. Americans have grown tired of being called racist for things we didn’t do and for the absurd! Apparently, now there’s no escaping it wherever we go. We’re fed up.
Dear Leftists and Liberals: You aren’t going to shame Americans into accepting collective responsibility for crimes they didn’t commit. You’re just going to alienate them, and they’re not going to listen to you when there are real problems to solve. Maybe the polling is wrong this time around too, and Trump will win in a landslide.
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