So forget the old saying, “Oh to be a fly on the wall.” After this week, we all want to be a fly on Mike Pence’s head. Of course, there are two theories about this. One is, the fly was a Deep State nanobot designed to interfere with Pence’s brain waves and mess him up in the debate. The other theory is that is was a Trump campaign nanobot to show that they’re several steps ahead of the Biden campaign in the electronic cheating department. Either way, I think we ought to keep a close eye on Pence, and check on Jeff Goldblum’s location just to be sure. We’ve never actually seen them in the same room, have we?
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