I know Twitter is an abyss that knows no bottom, and I’ve joked that if I ever get my hands on a time machine, I’m going to go back in time and strangle Baby Twitter in its cradle.
So to single out a Tweet as the dumbest of 2020—a year already marked out for extreme imbecility—is a tall order, but Washington state’s dimwit governor Jay Inslee has made a bid for the prize:
