Ted Cruz just won the Internet. You can all go home now.
Nope, sorry. There is no contest.
He wins.
Have a nice day.
You know, there are decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty. https://t.co/W5r0Fzy6oK
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) September 27, 2020
Ha.
Ha ha.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
C’mon, Liz had to know people were going to mock that insanity, right?
— Mostly peaceful Mandy ☕🦋🇺🇸 (@SpringSteps) September 27, 2020
There is never a reason to drink decaf, but excellent troll!
— Tek Roo (@Tek_Roo) September 27, 2020
If she can’t play with the big dogs, she should get out of the dog park.
— Moe Sizlak (@realUncleWoWo) September 27, 2020
OMG 😃 one of my favorite movie quotes. Plus getting even with jerry hathaway its a moral imperative
— Rae H (@kaapaugirl) September 27, 2020
And of course, the Left is losing their minds because they have NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
Someone seriously needs to investigate why/how republicans are never funny.
— AlwaysAshley (@AshleyFrankly) September 27, 2020
It’s a movie quote.
Someone’s bitter
— Issy (@issyelliot) September 27, 2020
*sigh*
Ted Cruz is one of the most consistent senators in American history.
Always creepy.
Never right.— Drewdaism for Resisters (@Redacted_Rev_D) September 27, 2020
Never fails.
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