Never fear, the Democratic socialist darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is here!
And she has a plan to save the United States Post Office.
Watch.
Try not to laugh too much.
In a bid to revitalize the USPS, @aoc proposes a “national progressive penpal program” to boost stamp sales. pic.twitter.com/UzTNdz2Moq
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) August 17, 2020
A national progressive penpal program!
YAY!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
“… give them spoons, not shovels.” https://t.co/PX6KRGm04I
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 17, 2020
You can only dig so fast with a spoon.
Heh.
If you have to “invent” mail in order to prop up an outdated and failing government agency, maybe you’ve just answered your own question?
— BearsBasketballMom (@BearsBasketbal1) August 17, 2020
As if her legion of fawning fumbling followers even know how to write a letter, let alone read one… and gawd forbid it’s cursive written.
— Maggie (@drillanwr) August 17, 2020
We’d be shocked if her followers could write in or read cursive.
Wouldn’t they have to learn how to write, first?
— Jeffrey “Look, Fat” Voth (@Acuda4me) August 17, 2020
People are looting luxury stores looking for bread and you want them to spend money on stamps?
— Donald (@cpm_rulz) August 17, 2020
The things they will dream up to tell us what to do.
How about just raise the prices up to where things cost in this century?
— Conservative Outlook (@ConsrtveOutlook) August 17, 2020
Save the post office, give them more unprofitable work! Yay!
— Goldens Rule (@jamesbranch3) August 17, 2020
Not @TheBabylonBee.https://t.co/f4f41gxfXE
— David Henry (@imau2fan) August 17, 2020
But it could be.
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