The coronavirus martial law lockdown has turned into a real-life version of Groundhog Day, as we’re stuck inside and hearing pretty much the same news every day. Wash your hands! Don’t touch your face! Orange man bad! Anthony Fauci for president! ESPN hosts getting ready to stab each other for lack of any sports news to talk about. Meanwhile, I hear rumors that there are supertankers full of toilet paper anchored offshore waiting for the black market price to soar even higher. Or was that the oil rumor from 1979? I can’t remember. I’ve been inside for six years now I think. I wish Joe Biden was running for president.
Headlines of midweek:
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